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2020-02-04 a
I intend to watch the State of the Union Address this evening. My attention will be focused on the unnaturally botoxed face of Madame Pelosi. I am not a masochist. I merely want to study evil incarnate to better discern its presence in those who conceal it. I want to see, from a safe distance, the face contorted by hate of an acolyte of Satan. I shall look closely at her quivering lips. They will be trembling and twitching because she is livid. If I detect a bit more labial motion, I shall know she is muttering Latin incantations, hurling them at the back of the neck of D. J. Trump. She learned those incantations when she read the Harry Potter books to her grandchildren. In her deranged state, she might even slip in some phrases from the Latin Mass she heard every Sunday when she was young. I shall gird myself for the ordeal with some shots of Jack Daniels. (I'm saving the single-malts for other times - better times.)

I'll turn off the broadcast immediately after POTUS finishes. I do not need partisan hacks to explain to me what I just heard. Anyway, their distortions really piss me off. I'd rather elevate my heart rate with bedroom gymnastics, if you know what I mean.

My dessert after the speech will be three generous scoops of premium vanilla ice cream topped with some crumbled candied citrus and a splash or two of Grand Marnier to infuse the ice cream with its unique flavor. I'll lull myself to sleep saying, I do renounce the DNC and all its works, I do renounce the DNC and all its works, I do renounce ...

I pray I do not have nightmares afterwards.

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