Prime minister says population vaccinated, now orgies can resume

'I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened'

Might be interesting to know how many New Zealanders were waiting for the government to approve the resumption of … orgies.

"I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened," said Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, who previously ordered neighbors not to talk to each other because of the threat from COVID-19.

"It's not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but, uhm, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area."

yeah, but did your PM go on national television to officially announce that *checks notes* orgies can resume? pic.twitter.com/cG4YyIvEZT

— Calliope Ryder (@callioperyder) December 10, 2021

eTurboNews reported, in an article headlined, "Sex orgies of up to 25 people are OK now in New Zealand," that it was an "unexpected early Christmas present" when Ardern made the announcement.

The report explained, "New Zealand moved to a traffic light system with freedoms based on whether people live in red, amber or green areas. The decision came despite global fears about the Omicron variant, which partially evades vaccine-induced immunity. New Zealand has had some of the strictest COVID-19 restrictions in the world during the pandemic and retains tough border curbs. Ardern has said the authorities are working hard to avoid introducing the Omicron variant into the country."

At the The Gateway Pundit, it was reported Ardern was giggling as she made the announcement. (read more)