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UKRAINE ON THE BRAIN XI

Red Dawn Juan? Russian Solders Trying To Hook Up With Ukrainian Girls On Tinder

Russian troops are reportedly bombarding Ukrainian women with Tinder requests, according to the Sun.

Hunky Russian troops called Andrei, Alexander, Gregory, Michail and a bearded Chechen fighter nicknamed “Black” were among dozens whose profiles popped up....

Dasha Synelnikova’s phone lit up with snaps of dozens of randy Russians when she set her location to Kharkiv on Tinder yesterday. -Sun

According to the report, the soldiers likely came into Tinder range of Kharkiv after a huge influx of Russian tanks and troops were positioned within striking distance of the city.

"I actually live in Kyiv but changed my location settings to Kharkiv after a friend told me there were Russian troops all over Tinder," said video producer Dasha, 33.

"And I couldn’t believe my eyes when they popped up trying to look tough and cool ... One muscular guy posed up trying to look sexy in bed posing with his pistol."

“Another was in full Russian combat gear and others just showed off in tight stripy vests.

“I didn’t find any of them attractive and would never consider sleeping with the enemy.

“I automatically swiped left to reject them, but there were so many I got curious and got into a message exchange.

“It was funny but scary at the same time, knowing that they were so close.”

Dasha exchanged messages with the guy holding the pistol, which the Sun published:

Dasha: “Where are you? Are you in Kharkiv?

Andrei: “Of course I am not in Kharkiv but I am close — 80km.”

Dasha: “Do you have any plans to visit us?”

Andrei: “I would come with pleasure but Russian guys have not been welcome in Ukraine since 2014 [when pro Russian forces seized Donbas and annexed Crimea].

Dasha: “What do you do?”

Andrei: “I was born in Belgorod and was an engineer before 2014 and visited Kharkiv quite a lot and loved it there so much I wanted to buy a flat. I love travel to Asia, particularly Thailand. But now it’s a difficult time. I wanted to travel to Europe but getting a visa is difficult because no one likes Russia right now.”

Then, Dasha asked Andrei if he was a Russian soldier - to which he replied with a cheeky "gif" video of Jim Carey - as if to say "Oops!"

Dasha then received a constant stream of Russian suitors - including "Black," a 33-year-old Chechen fighter with terrible trigger discipline, and 29-year-old Alexander, whose profile pictures shows him posing in a striped vest and a beret. (read more)

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