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NOBEL PRIZE IN NEGRONOMICS III

BAMBOOZLE THE SLAVES

This humorous entry is dedicated to all the Karens and Diversity bureaucrats at our favorite financial services firm.

Juneteenth, like Kwanzaa, is a joke. Pandering to Negroes with a phony federal holiday does not raise their income or standard of living, improve ghetto slums, decrease the number of black males killing other black males or improve inner cities. Only race hustlers and NPR news readers celebrate this day.

HOW TO CELEBRATE JUNETEENTH

- eat fried chicken and watermelon while in blackface

- drink a six-pack of malt liquor while in blackface

- resist arrest while in blackface

- overdose on fentanyl in an emergency room while in blackface

- attend an AME church picnic to hear about JAY-suss and pick up black jail bait

- shoot up the 'hood, sending a bullet through a wall, striking an adorable pickaninny in the head while she reads James Baldwin

- sign up for welfare while in blackface

- plagiarize a thesis while in blackface

- register to vote using 19 aliases all using the same private mail box address in a Korean-owned store in the 'hood

- rape a white woman while in blackface

- use the word, "nigger," at least 20 times an hour while in blackface

- use the word, "motherfucker," at least 30 times an hour while in blackface

- perform a race hoax while in blackface

- slap a ho or bitch while in blackface

- impregnate a ho or bitch while in blackface

- catch an STD while in blackface

- pass a bad check while in blackface

- commit a carjacking while in blackface

- don't pay your water bill while in blackface

- drive erratically while in blackface

- shoplift at a Walgreen's while in blackface

- jump a subway turnstile while in blackface

- knock down an elderly Asian while in blackface

HAPPY JUNETEENTH, NIGGAZ!

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