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The cr*ppiest place on Earth! Disney theme parks have been hit by so many people POOPING in lines for rides that cleaners now have special code to alert them to human feces

• Users on the r/WaltDisneyWorld subreddit decry the behavior of park guests who vomit and even defecate while waiting in line
• 'Bodily fluids no longer bother me after working at Disney,' one employee wrote
• Two former cast members at Disneyland have revealed that there is even a code used in poop-related incidents

Disney World may have earned the moniker 'the happiest place on earth' - but visitors and employees alike aren't feeling the magic after witnessing people defecating and vomiting in line.

The r/WaltDisneyWorld subreddit is not just a place for fanatics to come together. It fields plenty of complaints about the park's unsanitary conditions, which are corroborated by past and current 'cast members.'

'I am in the queue for Rise of the Resistance - someone let their kid take a dump on the floor and then they just walked out and left it - WTF?' a user wrote in a thread two months ago.

An employee at the ride elaborated upon the horror, writing: 'Fun fact: this was one of 3 s**t-related incidents at Rise today. Less fun fact: I was here for all 3 of them.'

The incidents are not limited to children either.

A person claiming to have recently stayed at the Pop Century Resort in Buena Vista says they left their room one morning, only to encounter 'a massive, adult size turd on the walkway.'

The visitor continued: 'I have many questions…it wasn’t even a full turd, it was a half turd.'

There are frequent reports of other types of bodily fluids as well, including what is referred to as a Code V and illustrated by this next example.

'I was in line for Haunted Mansion at Disneyland and a little girl started puking in line. Did the parents take her somewhere more appropriate to keep puking? No no no,' a user wrote. 'People are so gross and selfish.'

'You’d be surprised how often we get called to clean a code V at a restaurant and the parents insist on staying and finishing out the meal while the poor kid that produced it looks miserable,' a cast member responded.

In another thread, a commenter denounced guests' behavior while waiting to mount the Avatar-themed Flight of Passage ride, which often has wait times of up to 40 minutes.

'Bodily fluids no longer bother me after working at Disney,' a park employee commented.

'Let's just say that the attraction I work at has what the cast ended up dubbing "the poop hall" because of the amount of times guests have gone in there and pooped. We even put up a camera and it didn't stop it.'

This triggered vivid memories in former cast members. 

'Good lord the poop hallway,' one responded, adding: 'This absolutely gives me war flashbacks.'

A thread was created just one month ago that was titled: 'Former CM’s of reddit, how often were rides shut down because a kid defecated in/on it?'

'I was a CM at Pop Century in the food court and entertainment photography in DLR. All. The Time,' one user moaned.

'It was worse in the food court, maybe once a week there, and quite often it was true accidents. Families come back for lunch exhausted from the sun and dehydrated. Add food into the mix and you could get involuntary expulsions from either end.'

And while feces and vomit are extreme enough, other park guests have found creative ways to ruin a custodian's day.

According to a former Haunted Mansion cast member, the attraction rarely shut down due to fecal matter, 'but we absolutely did shut down a handful of times for human ash/bone matter being scattered on the ride.'

Despite the sentiment, these piles of ash are 'unceremoniously vacuumed up with this giant yellow vacuum that is worn by a custodial cast member.'

Two former Disneyland custodial team workers opened up about the horrors they witnessed in a book titled 'Cleaning the Kingdom: Insider Tales of Keeping Walt’s Dream Spotless.'

In their account, Ken Pellman and Lynn Barron reveal the code name for an incident involving feces: Human Code H.

The term originally referred to 'horsecrap,' meaning a custodial worker had to clean up after one of the animals on Main Street, and the term was later modified.

The most extreme story that Pellman could recall occurred at Indiana Jones Adventure in Disneyland.

'There’s a pair of individual-use restrooms just backstage from the north unload,' the author explained.

'It was mainly for cast members, but guests could and did use it. A woman who did not know this burst into the control room for the attraction and deposited her gift right there.'

Pellman quipped: 'It must have been challenging for the ride operator to stay at their post in there before it was all cleaned up!'

So what are visitors expected to do if they really can't hold it?

Some rides with notoriously long waits, like Flight of Passage, have a restroom mid-queue.

All guests have to do is ask an employee, who will be far happier to direct you to a bathroom than have to clean up your mess. (read more)